Christmas Joke Page

      Holiday Funnies!

        Some of Santa's favorite jokes, a few that had the elves giggling for hours, and one or two that made Rudolph laugh SO hard he almost laughed his nose off!

        What do gingerbread men put on their beds??
        Cookie sheets!
        **Contributed by Barbara Walker - thank you!

        What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
        Snowflakes.

        What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?
        Claustrophobic

        Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
        Because he had low elf esteem.

        What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
        Sandy Claws.

        Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
        So he can ho ho ho

        What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
        Frostbite

        Overheard in the Santa's office:
        Elvin: Santa? What ever happened to the 10th reindeer, Olive?
        Santa: Olive?
        Elvin: Yeah Santa, you know, "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...."

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