What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Have a favorite Christmas joke? Please send it along to Mrs. Claus!
Snowflakes.
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho ho ho
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Overheard in the Santa's office:
Elvin: Santa? What ever happened to the 10th reindeer, Olive?
Santa: Olive?
Elvin: Yeah Santa, you know, "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...."